You're David Hasselhoff
Take Ich werde ein Berliner today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
K.I.T.T. determined that your ability to blend in wiz ze Germans is on par with that of David Hasselhoff - the 2nd lowest possible score.
"How could that be - its David Hasselhoff, and all Germans love David Hasselhoff, every school kid knows that!" I hear you say. Well, here's the problem:
Only the "wrong type of German person" likes David Hasselhoff. The kind of German people who wear wife-beaters, sport moustaches, mullets, and tattoos, while drinking cheap beer and doing nothing in particular all day.
"Hah, just like those creative, edgy German people in Berlin-Mitte, you know, the German elite" you counter.
Yeah, you know, they might look similar to a whining brat like yourself, but the huge, game-changing difference you somehow managed to pass up on is that the "wrong type of German" does not do his slouching in an edgy, ironic, or creative way, thereby rendering the whole effort useless and actually something looked down upon by the right type of German.
Keep your spirits up, though - you could have scored even lower. With a little effort, you can still manage to blend in wiz ze Germans. Consider quitting your job to become a electro DJ, start your own DIY fashion shop on Kastanienallee, or just ask mom and pops to buy you a sanierte Altbau-apartment in Friedrichshain or Moabit. It won't hurt studying Ich werde ein Berliner either.
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